Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova

I see now where the Lakers' Sasha Vujacic is to marry the grunting Bolshevik Maria Sharapova, adding yet another famous face to our Lakers family portrait. I'd like to report that I introduced the two. Sadly no, though I bask in the warmth that is their love. I'm such a sucker for such things.

Who's next? In a perfect world, all the Lakers would be married to someone famous. Luke Walton would run off with the judicially impaired Lindsay Lohan. Pau Gasol would find his female soul mate ... a giant redwood tree.

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